Three words: worst film ever.

The best bit about 10,000 BC is the trailer that made people want to go and see it. All I heard when the credits came up was various people saying things like: “that was rubbish” and “what a waste of money”.

A young man called D’leh voyages out into the unknown world to find his girlfriend, Evolet, who had been kidnapped. The film depicts his inner journey from being the son of a former leader who betrayed their community to the new leader who is respected by all.

The fact that nothing adds up from one scene to the next is quite confusing. For instance, one scene shows D’leh and his friends wrapped in animal furs to keep warm in a snow storm and the next scene shows them in a tropical rainforest with giant ostriches chasing them!

Utter rubbish and I think that anyone who has been to the cinema to see it will agree with me.